Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So George and I are at the checkout counter,

On no formal charges,

Went off without his earmuffs again.

to be lenient...

I mean, when I got involved with her, I was really white...

Bought your Christmas present and if you go into the room, you're gonna see what it is.

Mark, what are you doing with that thing on your head?

In thus coming forward, my client throws himself upon the mercy of this committee.

Mr. Watson, I'm gonna level with you. This bank is finicky,

This is shit. These guys really suck.

Uh, uh, what's the phrase I'm looking for? Not here. That's it. Mark's not here.

I love being black.

Shut up, dad. You don't owe me any explanation.

Do you hear me? No special treatment.

And deteriorating moral fiber.

It's hard to say.

I mean, we don't have any problems sexually, right?

♪ to be so black ♪

♪ before I could eat ♪ ♪ hey, I was educated ♪

One, two wait a minute!

Yeow! ♪ I'm a soul man ♪

What are you talking about, dear?

America loves black people.

What are you talking about?

You see? You see? I knew you'd like me once you got to know me.

Wait a minute. Mark. Mark, what are you doing?

let's find out. Did she flunk or did she pass?

You'll get no special treatment from me, Mr. Watson.

I ask you to consider the mitigating circumstances surrounding his crime.

♪ but that don't help my case ♪

to a young woman of demonstrated leadership ability

♪ it's totally academic ♫

Thank you, sir.

Well, look, mark, there's a lot of good law schools around.

It's Sarah. Wait a minute.

Hang on. Whoop.

♪ gonna be a son of a gun ♪

Please, please. At least give me a chance.

Come on, George and I will buy you dinner.

and when the antitrust suits come up, we handle the defense.

♪ they'll laugh at you ♪

What's your name?

we'll have to adjourn this hearing and conduct our own investigation.

Gimme that. Don't even think about it.

What do you think, George?

I already know what I'm getting.

That was really good in there. I was impressed. Thanks.

We're two brilliant young men. We've got energy, imagination,

Because, you know, I really don't feel like there's any red or white...

Look, I'm not that good. Have you played before?

Who cares? Look at this place.

I just wanna say

Perhaps you were aware that I serve as chairman on that committee.

Look. I don't want to be a pain in the ass here,

♪ is in my skin ♪

But just in case your secret way falls through,

♪ when you fall in love ♪

But if you're going to take up my class time making jokes,

Do you think you could help me change the washer on my shower?

I've heard about this sort of thing.

In all those cases, I had the money. It's not like I couldn't make the payments.

Suntan lotion. I never thought Seth...

No excuses. I repeat, no excuses.

It's the opportunity of a lifetime!

Maybe take a few hostages? Sure!

Those of you whose performance so far...

There's no excuse for you

What? What were you gonna say?

And we'll see what we can do for ya.

How did you get in my kitchen? What's the meaning of this?

Is he blind? What?

What do you say? My place, tonight. I can't tonight.

Believe me, I understand what your people have been through.

No, no. I'll open mine, you open yours. Okay.

No, sir. I beg your pardon?

♪ though impossible is all it seems ♪

is Ronald Reagan, sir.

In fact, one could argue that it was the lack of understanding of my client's special needs,

Oh, it is so good to see you!

And I look at her and I say,

A lot of people compare it to a European city, but that's so stupid.

Exactly! And if I could just explain myself to him...

♪ and everything's copacetic ♪

♪ you got somethin' ♪

♪ 'cause I'm a soul man ♪