Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and the other one to drive the pink Cadillac in tight circles.

but I just want to say that the offer still stands.

here. Mr. Watson

The one who stole my scholarship, the bouchard scholarship.

♪ I'm a soul man ♪ ♪ soul man ♪

You have no idea what my people have been through.

I mean, because she thinks I'm black.

No, I didn't. I chickened out.

♪ heaven's a heartbeat away ♪

and I've worked very hard for all those things.

some extremely unsportsmanlike fellows.

The library? I thought we were gonna study here.

Case of new York Mr.. Watson.

You know, the minute I saw you, I knew we were both W's.

Is this where we sign up? Mm hmm. Names?

Uh, looks like B.U. Oh!

Woohoo! Woohoo! Gordon Bloomfeld? Is that you?

All right. New York versus Rottenburg, 1979.

Very impressive, sir.

♪ jump and shout ♪

Howdy. Welcome.

Next time you get arrested, use it to call me.

no, he's Canadian. Oh, no kidding.

Gentle cycle. Low heat.

♪ nothin' yet ♪

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make you feel bad.

Sarah, don't be a martyr.

To file civil suit against a fellow student,

Of course it is?

Oh! I can explain that.

♪ I'm not afraid of letting go ♪ here you go.

♪ to be so black and blue ♪

♪ yea ♪ ♪ I'm a soul man ♪

No, sir, that would be it.

But honestly I think we just need to talk this thing through.

Let me see that.

she's not wearing a slip, is she?

I just spent 18 hours in a jail cell...

I'm not a martyr. I've just seen the way you drive.

What am I gonna do?

That asshole thinks I'm lying! Mark, you are lying.

I also want you to feel good about yourself.

and when we finally crumble to dust,

a Harvard law graduate can do a great many things

8:00, second floor lounge. It's a date.

these women! They're brilliant,

Oh, that's great, Brad.

Come on, Brad. It'll be fun.

You know what I mean? Yeah, I think I do...

♪ well, I'm the hoochie koochie man ♪

before you pass judgment on him,

His reputation and future were of course utterly destroyed.

♪ what this all about ♪

♪ ain't got a friend ♪

So, what's the plan? I say, we divide and conquer.

No. I think you just better drill yourself.

Frankly, to your tone of voice.

Will be accepted for failure to complete all tasks assigned...

what would that mean in practical terms?

Janitor in a drum.

I hope you don't mind if I use bits of this interlude in a short story I'm working on.

Hey. Are you okay?

Might try to do a particularly good job.

Don't we, Bradley? Uh, yeah. Unbelievable.

What an ass! What an asshole.

No wonder. No wonder.

But you've learned something that I can't teach them.

So, Gord man, tell me: What do you think?

I don't know, Gordon.

the truth is, Sarah, that mark just...

I guess I could have used a study partner.

Some of you may not.

You son of a bitch!

My guess is he falsified his transcripts or cheated on his l.S.A.T.'S.

Hi, I'm mark Watson. Oh!

♪ what did I do ♪

♪ One look, one touch ♪

And in another instance, our findings obliged us...

Please pick up your exam booklets at the door.

Thank you, sir. I'll do my best.

In classical or medieval jurisprudence.

but it's really not necessary.

I checked two days before the deadline and nobody had applied so I thought I had it.

Go get my heroin and my hypodermic needle, bitch!

Or, we could just stay at home and phone in a few bomb threats if you'd rather.