Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Political science. Honors.
Five words, Gordo. For you, I have five words.
♪ 'cause you ain't seen nothin' yet ♪
oh. We gotta go.
Okay. Why did the negro wear a tux on his way to his vasectomy? Why?
oh. And what if I have an American express gold card?
Broken bones? No.
What? Seriously, mark. If two young, intelligent,
come on down!
You gotta believe me. I believe you.
So ably began.
I bet they are. I bet they are too.
Hi, Sarah. Hi
♪ but I'll make it better each and every day ♪
Very hard. Yes.
Don't worry, Bradley. It's a long semester. Somebody will probably flunk out...
You're going to have to speak up. Hey! This is Brad...
Maybe...
If you haven't lost it. I haven't lost it.
So, Mr. and Mrs. Watson, how do you find Boston?
There's something else you wish to discuss with me, Mr. Watson?
what your father means to say is, dear, even though he seems like a real shithead sometimes,
Right. I want to believe you.
Oh, I see. And these people are actually your parents.
I already did it! Yeah, but mark
I'm sorry, Gordo, but I can't go crawling back there, like some pathetic wretch,
I've always said, and you can check my record on this,
Mark feels that he has done a grave injustice...
Raspberry tart, mark? Oh, no thank you.
You have a nice day too, ma'am.
On the inside, although I was black on the outside.
From the department of water and power.
Mark, wait a minute. What are you talking about?
Sandra Macclosky gets to.
Oh, that.
You see, they threw me in this cell with these real ass
she never told me that your roommate was, a, uh
I work my ass off to give him everything he wants.
♪ on a delta road ♪
perhaps you should have taken the entire day off.
Don't apologize to me. Just remember,
So he can take Leonthat's Watson.
The Wednesday before Thanksgiving.
It's the biggest and the best thing that a father could give to his son.
In his efforts to come by the money honestly,
What?
Of course. But what does that really mean anyway?
but, uh, we did share a dryer.
Oh, Mr. Watson?
♪ Springs hard as lead ♪
Yes, in the glove compartment of my Lamborghini.
in that, when we make a loan, it is important...
We'll think of something.
Well, on the playground.
♪ it's all in the soul ♫ hey, we oughta get an ocelot!
All right. I'm listening.
Smart ass little rubberneck.
One unpaid July 1983 bill in the amount of 57.43...
Oh, I think it is. What are you saying, dad?
give daily evidence of underdeveloped intellect...
We've gotta go now, honey.
My circuits are damaged.
I feel terrible. I haven't gotten you anything.
maybe you'd like to get together sometime.
Ohh!
In a still deeper sense.
Given half a chance.
Yes. Yeah. You did.
How incredibly swell to see you.
Whitney, what's yours? Hi! Gordon Bloomfeld.
you must be fully prepared for each class meeting,
Quiet.
Well, so did I.
Merry Christmas.
♪ and scorn you too ♪
♪ everybody's got a dream ♪
Studying here makes me so... sleepy.
Mark, why don't you let us in? It's your parents.
It's all such a game.
♪ be sure, honey ♪
Grandma and grandpa Walker, this is my friend, mark Watson. Glad to know you, mark.
he encountered nothing but hostility and rejection at every turn.
with all due respect, sir,
♪ got what I got ♪
To study together.
Well, I tell you what. When you get out, have your girl call our girl...
We won't press charges. You can stay.
That's my stereo.