Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just go over there, open the door and look in your room.

How you been? How was your vacation? Excellent.

Oh, Georgie. All right.

♪ having you next to me ♪

first he has asked that I make a few brief remarks on his behalf.

♪ he gonna make pretty womens ♪

mark? Mark? Who was that?

Listen, scumbag guys, guys.

Wait a minute. Where'd you get this information?

♪ feel like old Ned ♪

I mean, I guess you've been through a lot of stuff.

You know, Brad may be going here next year. We just checked in up at admissions.

It appears that Mr. Watson has reconsidered his decision.

Don't open that! Why not?

Has power, Mr. Watson.

Has been less than... outstanding...

No. How's your credit history?

Joan rivers is hosting.

I'm gonna check on that coffee. Why don't you go check on that coffee?

So how long were you married?

Well, like the stereotypes about black men.

Sarah, what I'm trying to say to you is I'm actually white.

Ah, how fortuitous, Mr. Watson.

♪ it ain't in the rhythm of you, no ♪

I'm really sorry, you know. I wasn't trying to make fun of it or anything,

Fine, want to know? I'm sorry

I give up. Two! One to hold the light bulb,

What am I saying?

that's... a sweet gesture,

If you want to talk

♪ be sure, honey ♪

♪ we can dream our dreams forever ♪

Sounded sorta pissed. Oh, shit!

There's so little for mounties in Boston.

But look, I think I can pull some strings and get you into B.U. At midterm.

And you can have, uh Gordon Bloomfeld.

It's a secret way.

I never thought all this would

♪ wished I was dead ♪

Of the Marina Del Rey Bloomfelds.

Golden rule. Certainly wouldn't want you interfering every time I did something immoral.

What? It's too messy in there. Right, gordo?

And I especially picked this music so I'd be forced to get out of bed and turn it off.

I think it's just about gone to her head.

And I trust that this committee will find the heart

♪ baby, I'm a soul man ♪

Joan rivers? What do you mean Joan rivers is hosting?

I love the law!

You've learned what it feels like to be black.

There are a number of cases exemplary of this phenomenon.

Because if I'm gonna be 'impotent, '

The Henry Q. Bouchard memorial fellowship.

You see, he's not giving me any.

just to see it all slip away like this

Well, I'm saying that I've taken your money from your tuition account,

each one with the intellectual capacity to

I would like to make a few things clear.

I've been extremely impressed by the way your work has improved over the semester.

I told you she liked me.

Well, I realize my father makes a lot of money, but...

♪ words just don't say enough ♪

Don't you think an introduction might be in order? Absolutely.

♪ can't hide ♪

can we blame him, ladies and gentlemen,

No, mom. You say that, but believe me, you don't mean it.

If I didn't like it, I could always get out.

♪ don't worry ♪

Don't tell her anything. But I already told her.

Apparently, it's just another result of these Reagan budget cuts. Now, shoo, shoo.

And to share with me my hope...

It's not the same, sir.

I mean, hey, sit down, relax.

Why don't you give me a call? I got the money, Brad.

Yeah. Funny guys. I like them.

Are you happy? Are you happy with yourself?

The most qualified black applicant, you idiot.

Ten black guys and one white guy.

Uh, whiskey sour, please? What a shame.

♪ you just have to go and get it ♪

I don't know. I guess we got married too young.

Just when you think you get to know somebody.

♪ each and every day ♪