Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Talk to him. Reason with him.

We'll keep our eyes open.

well, actually, what I mean is that

I mean I mean, it wasn't my fault!

I could really feel...

No excuses. I repeat, no excuses...

We got Washington here on the coin toss.

I can't find Mr. McGrady anywhere.

teach, become a senator,

To a bunch of niggers.

Why are you asking me this?

Okay. What? Mark.

Bradley and I just think it is absolutely unbelievable...

Your father's therapist says he needs to learn to express the child in him.

Miss Walker, perhaps you could complete the case citation...

I guess I just haven't gotten serious about any of the girls I've had appointments with.

Can you cite for us the precedent for that decision?

And if you get accepted and I don't,

Then I'll just go turn it off. No!

Uh, doctor, I don't think shut up!

Sorry, dumb question.

You better get out of here. Your plane's gonna leave.

Uh, yeah, Mr. Dunbar?

we merge a few corporations,

I would think you...

then you damn well better work twice as hard.

But if no one in L.A. qualified, they open it statewide.

I hope you rot in hell.

because I'm going to Harvard, and don't call me a liar!

I got Travis and Kelly down for expulsion at six to one.

Moved out of his integrity life phase and into generativity.

♪ suddenly it's magic ♪ I've gotta go.

I was just trying to make an impression. You did.

These are the '80s, man. It's the Cosby decade.

You'll bleed us dry until we're nothing but bones,

♪ it's already in your mind ♪

And it's never too soon to start networking.

That's unfortunate. It happens to be correct.

okay! Right. Here it is:

greedy, unable to support himself by honest labor.

I don't believe this is really unbelievable.

uh uh, sir, I believe that was the 1979...

feel free to look me up, huh?

Now, where the hell are you going to get $53,000?

Three years! What's that gonna be like? Gordo, it's gonna be great!

We'd like to maintain the current level of black representation on the committee.

Shit! Don't say anything.

to mean that he had no further obligation to anyone but himself.

Ii don't know what to

I think you handled that very well. Thank you.

what do you call the white guy? I give up.

♪ and blue ♪

Promise me you wouldn't interfere if there were a half-naked girl curled up on my bed.

I really couldn't eat another bite.

You never answered my question.

You look funny white.

♪ now that we're together ♪

I can't tell her I'm white. What am I gonna tell her?

Look at you. You're turning white.

So they accost some promising young professional student and claim to be his parents.

Hey, guy! Sorry. Really.

Does Whitney know you're white? No, I gotta get rid of her.

Well, I gave grandma the number here and she's gonna call me if George's fever goes up.

Hey, gordo? What's this B.L.S.A.? Yeah?

my client may yet become...

Yeah? Well, green's my best color, but everybody stares.

I mean, all the signs are in English.

Look, professor, I know what you're getting at.

Is somebody in the kitchen?

even generously.

You kidding? I wouldn't miss this for the world. I wonder what he did.

I never thought I'd fall in love with her.

So, Gordy, how's mark?

CAUSE I'M A SOUL MAN

Okay, but don't you think you're overreacting?

Periodically, we're called upon to recommend punitive actions against a student.

And I'd like to have a contract drawn up...

♪ when I'm here with you baby ♪