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- OK. - Right.
Now tell me, do you feel this?
Yeah, thank you.
Yeah.
I'm saving my money for something special.
Anyway, come on up to the house.
I tried to please him, but how could I have known?
You mean I'm goin' home with two princes?
Well...
- No. - No?
that Freddy will want to jump out of the wheelchair and join us.
- I see you know His Highness. - Who?
Am I attractive and exciting to you?
I'm sorry I was so depressed this morning.
(Janet sighs)
Thank you.
- Great. You can give me lift. - Do you have a hotel room?
Goodbye!
No. My problem isn't physical.
I could kick your ass off this hill in a New York minute.
(Freddy Sobs)
But Officer Benson will be staying with us.
Have the honor to admit it, Freddy. You've lost.
Why don't you just tell me what they are?
Well, here we are.
and an absolute magician at hiding a body.
ooh!
- But he can't! - Yes, he can. It's all in his mind.
In Europe, Freddy, gardens take centuries to grow and cultivate.
Oh, Lady Fanny of Omaha?
(Freddy) I'm out of control!
Janet, come on.
Ah! I made it! I made it!
- Good night, Freddy. - I'll be right back.
Freddy. You still have so much to learn.
Now He Can't See Us. - (Freddy Wails)
Number one! Number one! Number one! Number one!
Freddy, as a younger man,
And you majored in...?
I wasn't very good.
No, thanks. I was doing great with my own look.
Ow!
Great!
Do you really think it's possible?
I can tell you've got a lot to learn about women.
forget everything that you have seen and heard.
that I had taste and style, but not talent.
- No! - Come on! You can do it!
Ruprecht!
who's filling in for scott donovan? bart corchran.
and if they don't operate soon, she might...
But she's been quite ill lately... and the hospital bills have been adding up.
If I could just get her alone, I think I could have a chance.
so I had my father sell off the car and the furniture and all the jewelry.
(whispering)
that you would spend it wisely on beauty and culture.
(whistles tune)
(laughs)
Oh, yes. And he can walk, just like the man said he could.
I never got on it.
I love you...
Oh, but your feelings will be returned,
Huh?
Said he was going to do some hunting in my Beaumont-sur-Mer.
- Oh, God! They're dancing! - Ssh-ssh-ssh.
Scusi.
There he is, doctor!
hey hoe
Are you kidding me or what?!
You know, I'm pretty good at sizing people up,
- (Freddy) Excuse me. Excuse me! - (woman gasps)
Not mother?
...and there they were...
Janet!
- Oh, I'm so sorry. - No!
Stop worrying, Andre.
We'll make her the bet.
We find a woman, set a price,
(woman) Then consider the lives of the children.
I would love to, but my grandmother is there and she's expecting me.
Have you seen enough, Mrs. Knudsen?
- Not Mother? - No. But I have wonderful news.
Do you have any idea what it feels like to take a woman for 20 bucks?
You are a wonderful person. Thank you.
No?
- How far up is Portofino? - (woman) Portofino?
- Listen. - (plays tune)
- It makes my work so much harder. - Does that mean you'll see him?
Portofino.
It will be $50,000.
three bags of chips, a chocolate milk and two beers.
Hi!
But she raised me.
Janet!
- Let me show you the rest of the villa. - OK.
I thought I was, till I met you.
Yes.
Listen, maybe I can help you.
- What? - Cover your eyes.
She left the Excelsior Hotel in Genoa
OK.
But I am going to help my gram-gram.