Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Mom, Dad, this is Fez. - Well, hello there.

Guys, I don't know what's going on with Nina.

I think we're overlooking the mobile home option.

'cause they're too busy playing hockey or gettin' drunk...

Please come stay with me.

everyone's talking about how sad your life is and how much they pity you.

Bare-assed and holding a plastic bat.

I swear to God, if my three-man escape pod doesn't fit the star bay...

So, what, it's my fault, 'cause I didn't ask her right?

I don't sleep nude for any disgusting reason.

bringing a girl into my house in the middle of the night?

"Donna, where's your spirit?"

Is Jackie being objectified? No!

Let's make you man-pretty.

You're like the old lady who lived in a shoe.

- You're nuts. - Wow.

If I'm already nude, you know- It just saves time.

This is where I eat.

Guys, Nina agreed to let me meet her parents.

and-and red hair is gross.

And, by the way, I see where Nina gets her lovely ass.

That was my nickname in college.

I'm Jackie Burkhart. I got voted head cheerleader...

Red, Red. Wait. Wait. What if it's a burglar?

(Rock Group Singing)

Then we got a big problem.

- [Gasps] There it is again. - That's it. I'm gettin' my bat.

God! I'm so sick of this!

I think what Kelso's trying to say is that...