Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- "Take my wife, please"? - At least it's a joke. Try some jokes.
on your special, you can fuck with their heads.
'Cause I've always gotta be one step ahead of them.
and it's wonderful, wonderful...
Yeah, I know all the tricks. How are you doin'?
Without the business, there's no show.
In this friendly friendly world
- Kick his butt! - Mr. Hollywood.
Only positive energy allowed beyond this point.
You're not welcome anymore
that lucky little lady...
Jesus Christ, Carol, he's got lung cancer.
Yeah, we all agree, uh, completely about the wrestling.
If I'd have known for just one second
Ahem. I'm actually British.
Not to mention that my wife left me,
Read the cue cards.
- He's waited for this his whole life. - There'll be other shots.
Attacking.
musical guest Andy Kaufman!
That's right.
Yes, sir, when there is a wrong to right
Oh, blue, blue blue suede shoes
Oh, yes we drive a taxi
Welcome back to Saturday Night Live.
stepping inside a squared circle.
That's my little sister Carol.
Get him off of her. Come on!
Everybody has secretly brought along a joint.
Vo...
What a beautiful sight
I-It took me an hour and a half to get here.
Look, I-listen. Listen to me.
Okay.
That's smart.
I wanna be the biggest star in the world.
Be quiet when a man is talking!
How is this gonna make you the biggest star in the world?
There 's nothing up his sleeve
Or never belong
- I can't sell booze-- - It's not about comedy. It's not about art.
It 's a good deal.
We're gonna-- We're gonna start by singing some songs.
There 's nothing up his sleeve
I can't believe that I believed
But do jokes about the traffic, do impressions,
Put it right there.
Yeah, gee,
I'm gonna tell you something, Kaufman-- we've had enough of your crap!
God!
In that case, it has been an honor. "Good-bee"!
- Yes, I understand. - Very good. Could we please shake hands.
No one's ever done it. I'm not like everyone else.
Andy.
And, uh, Taxi must guarantee...
Over my shoulder a piano falls
Goddamn! I paid ten bucks for that cigar!
Man, look, it's credibility.
Shut up!
Ladies and gentlemen, the Mormon Tabernacle Choir!
But why doesn't the other one just learn how to drive?
It 's a dollar...
Thankful for this friendly, friendly
- Live from the Los Angeles Basin, - Janice, it 's on!
Jump in bed Cover up your head
I'm Jerry Lawler, the king of Memphis wrestling!
- A-ki-chay-wah - A-ki-chay-wah
Dick!
the--
- That was a great show. - Yeah, good show for you. Um, George.
Wait up.
Now, let's go do wn andmeet some ofthe audience.
Andy Kaufman and the wrestling match
Oh, the King just threw Kaufman down like a rag doll!
Just slowly come back to the mantra.
If you believe
for this friendly, friendly world.
Whew. Maybe that one isn't for you.
There are buses outside! Everybody follow me!
This is bad.
- You guys ever go to Vegas, - Yeah, yeah.
There is nothing up my sleeve
Yeah.
Hey! Stop it! Stop it!
...lare
So we're leaving the decision up to you.
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Big freaking deal! Tell me something I don't know, toadstool!
These guys are brilliant. I wanna be a bad guy wrestler in the worst way.
But then I spent so many nights
Attacking.
I'm always
Abi-dabi-dabu-eh
I've got some freaky rare kind.
Go back to the kitchen where you belong before you get hurt.
1997 universal studios
Faster! Faster! Faster!
Nobody cares where you're from!
You see? You see this?
- Oh, I don't think-- - Okay, hit it!
Right. Everything's a joke to this guy. Just like that thing.
with a--
You'd be back to bother me
What am I, Harry Houdini, huh?
I hope you have a small family.
I can quit anytime I want, baby!
But I have my own sports show.