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All right, everybody. Get in line. Line up, right now.
We can't ignore it, Carson. What you ignore always kills you, always.
And did you say something when they kicked me off the field?
Um...
-No, no, no, no, no. -Are you crying? Oh, God!
Look at you.
[crowd cheering]
Did you even see me at tryouts?
Yeah, this helped me too.
You know, I see that, actually.
I know I can't.
-Oh. Hey, Carson. -Hey.
Anyway...
Are you aware that you're doing a voice right now?
All right, again.
-Right? -Yes!
Same time next week?
-I came here to win, not to fuck around. -Yeah, so did I.
They even blacked out my name. I know my own name.
[Gracie] So happy you're here. Welcome, Maxine.
At first, we were really careful.
Max! What are you doin' here?
And, to be honest, it's just because
[discordant jazz playing]
and I thanked him for it.
I'm sorry. I thought this house belonged... I was looking for my...
-[Gracie chuckles] -[Bertie] And that stance too.
[grunts]
It was sexual, and there was exertion and there was repetition
-Schnitzel... Not Schnitzel. -[Max] Oh, no. You been drinking again?
Whatever you think will look nice.
At least some things are back to normal.
Oh.
-Clance. -Oh, good. Max...
It's actually... It is apple sauce
I'm not gonna turn you in.
You know what? I'm gonna think about it.
Hey, Shaw...
[speaking English] Hear, hear.
Maybe I was.
Jo is not a queer.
I don't know. That's why. That's why.
Well, this time it's gonna be a good situation,
No one's interested in, uh, coaching a women's wrestling team now, so...
Remember when baseball was just fun?
You can go play when I say that you can go play.
Do you know there's a group of Girl Scouts boycotting Baker candies?
Oh, no, we need to do BP.
Mmm, cornbread. [chuckles]
No, I think it's "have."
Did you do anything?
[Shirley] Another teacher saw them embracing and turned them in.
[umpire] Safe!