Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Excuse me? -Name one thing you like about me.

[player quietly] What?

[Max] Hey, Mama.

Wait, hold on, he said he's gonna shut us down?

That's for your ass, it's getting soft from sitting on the bench so long.

and that my life is basically a lie,

[ball thudding]

You know, I mean, I just said goodbye to my husband, possibly forever.

And practice our double plays because Jo kept fucking that up last time.

Wait. Wait, Max. Meet me again, please?

And you... never wondered why that is?

Hey! You Peaches.

Uh, is this white lady smiling at you?

[jazz music playing]

-Sounds like the yips. -The what?

I've been a real asshole lately.

I can't believe we lost.

-To Lu! -To Lu!

[Toni] Look at me and tell me that you don't think that she could turn into an invert?

I thought we had an understanding, brother?

Yeah, I have heard that a couple of times.

[whispers] God damn it.

Wait, did you come here to make fun of my sheets, because I have a lot of...

-Yeah. It's just a scratch. -Just a scratch.

Joey, the world doesn't change.

-It's what Dove would have wanted, so... -Yeah.

We were just fixin' to eat. Now, Bertie can cook. You hungry?

-I'm on my shift, so... -It will actually just take one second.

Girl Scouts hate you!

What is your problem now, Striker?

-Ew, apple. -Mmm! I'll trade you for a pear.

Let's do double plays.

-I'm good. -Really?

Ah, ah, ah! Do not.

Yeah. We're bleeding money!

I actually think I need to put baseball down for a little bit.

When I was a kid.

-[Clance] This is hers. -[Max] I got Stu's.

Dear... Birds... Awful...

And I don't know that I can pitch the same way.

[Jo] Sure looks like you could use it.

All right, gimme another.

Bertie! We got company. Come on in.

Oh, uh, no. Uh...

-That last one was pure heat. -Thanks.

[player] What are we doing?

[Clance] Fuck those guys. Fuck Cheryl.

-Oh. Oh, um, I blew my shot at the team. -Okay.

[sighs] Not when it counts.

No, no, no that's okay. You being such an asshole, it was hot.

You've always had such good hair.