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Yeah, sure, I'd love a glass of ice water.
-What was that? -I live with my best friend, Todd.
Ask me if when I was a little girl, did I ever used to put a stuffed animal
when I remembered it was on my desk at home
roger and thrift shop 8;00;00
You already know too much.
-How long have you been in here? -Well, after the incident in Yorba Linda.
Isn't that the point of the movie, that anybody could be Secretariat?
The point of the movie is to make a lot of money and win awards.
Okay, so I'm a passenger.
A glass of ice water perhaps?
Guys, I think we could use another phone jack over here.
I'm the star and what I say goes.
I mean, they're so important. Can I call you back tomorrow?
The worst part is things have actually been going really well with Todd.
It was bad intimate,
[all gasping]
And that's why we're setting up shop at your house.
[The Closer] You did what?
Okay, you know, I gotta say I don't feel like I'm in charge.
The sky is Secretariat? The sky wants you to nominate it for an Oscar?
I did a run at the La Jolla Playhouse in an obscure Tennessee Williams play.
And... [grunting]
No, Man, I think I’m just a dumb asshole. Can’t it just be that?
How did you go on a nationally broadcast TV show with no one catching you?
Hey, you want this plum? I found it in the kitchen.
-Why did you tell me that whole story? -I don't know.
[gagging]
but I gotta go to this marketing meeting now.
The Academy doesn't always consider everything.