Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The San Diego Union-Tribune called me, "A talent to watch."
like when your dad writes a poem about Lena Horne's nipples,
No, Man, I Think I'm Just A Dumb Asshole. Can't It Just Be That.
[gasping]
Smoke bomb. Hi-yah!
It's like Three Men and a Baby.
-Sorry I'm late. -It's fine. We're just getting started.
Intimacy, affection, a deep need to connect to the world at large.
I've tried everything, but we might need to bring the Closer in on this one.
It's complicated.
-I kind of like this one. -How'd that piece of crap get in there?
why should you win the Oscar?
Because I was driving back and forth so much, I ran out of gas.
All the pictures of me, they looked backwards.
[exhaling]
So I drove here, right?
you spent an intimate night with?
Okay.
I was good. Too good.
I got nominated for the Craig Noel Award from the San Diego Theatre Critics Circle.
-Do you have someone you can talk to? -About what?
-No, never. -Unfortunately, if you are a woman
Otherwise known as the guy you keep sending your dumb newspaper to
Thank you. I'll take it from here.
Well, I have had trouble sleeping.
Has this ever happened to you? Hey, where you headed?