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[sighing]
I was about to pump the gas, I realized I didn't have my credit card,
Do you think getting the paper every day is a reminder of Todd's papier-mâché head?
I'm gonna go sleep by the pool.
That's right, Todd. According to my own research,
No, no, no, keep your share.
Then back to the gas station, get my car, fill it up and come here.
I'm taking your boat out to international waters.
roger and principal lewis 12;00;00
If you'll excuse me, I need to go watch a sport.
[BoJack] I don't know.
It is eerily beautiful.
Somewhere I knew I had no chance of being discovered--
-Do you want me to whisper? Like this? -Yeah, we can be real whispery.
That was a mistake.
Remember the three D's: drive safely, drive efficiently,
If there's a ghost present, please do not scream
Which is so annoying because I totally want to keep talking
-Hey. -Hey.
-Sorry. The other thing. -[Todd] Okay. Watch the couch.
♪ That I'm more horse than a man ♪
[sighing]
-Why did you tell us that whole story? -I don't know.
I've got a nose for news.
♪ BoJack ♪
This is my campaign, I know what I'm doing.
-My favorite fruit is honeydew. -Gross, is that true?
You're sweet, Todd.
When you do bad things,
none of it has ever happened to me?
The same reasons three million people subscribe to the L.A. Gazette.
and I thought there was something beautiful about that.
Please, continue your story.
but control is a myth.
-No, we're a cab company. -Can you toss me the thing?
-Literally nothing going on. -No, something's going on.