Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...will be de-evolved into monkeys.

After the merge, it will be nice to see the humans de-evolve, won't it?

It's him again.

Let's get out of here. This place is crawling with giant lizards.

Get 'em up, suckers! Koopa coins.

What I care about...is the future of our species.

♪ Showing out, showing out, hit and run

One of Brooklyn's largest construction projects has been ordered shut down

- You said the Parkway. - I know.

Give me the light. Come on, give me the light.

You fool! It's been sealed off for years

Are the goombas training with the hand-held de-evolution gun?

I'm tellin' you.

The rock will merge our two dimensions. Lena, don't!

Yeah, but it's got the article about the missing Brooklyn girls.

My father? What do you know about my father?

Strap your bone on, kid. We're goin' in.

where is that meteorite piece?

Fried tweeter, only 20 Koopons. You like little wigglers? 15.

I wanna apologise right now in case, when I start to get talking,

Too late, humans.

Here she comes.

We'll freeze 'em. Keep 'em busy while we make our way up.

This Isn't The 2023 Mario Movie!

You're looking for those plumbers?

...is one evil, egg-sucking son of a snake.

Ah! Ah! In the name of King Koopa...

I'll not be able to merge the dimensions.

Wait for me. Don't take off.

but you wanna talk to somebody about it, you can call me.

I believe you’re a fig newton

I'm the boss elsewhere. My boys need to get back to work here.

Angelica, come here.

You've done a lovely job.

- Are you boys new here in town? - Lady, we're looking for somebody.

What is that down there?

Where're you...? Put me down!

Boss! What did they do to you?

She's in the goomba barracks on the 51st floor.

♪ I walked a dinosaur

but the plumbers are in the tunnel. They're on their way to the desert.

♪ Take a deep breath

It's all sticky. Yuck!

- They say it's dog. - Don't blow it this time.

I grew up at St Teresa's on Fulton Street.

Where's my father?

- Careful. - Woah!

A-ha. No, no, no. Don't touch it.

My friend, to the downfall of Koopa.

Mario: Where the (BLEEP) are we?

- Ow! - Are you spending money on this stuff?

Anything's possible, Mario. You just gotta believe.

Just keep hanging. Close your eyes.

What are you talking about?

♪ Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur

All right. We'll both tell her.

Help these Marios around the side.

How did we get into sea turtles?

♪ Goom goom acka lacka lacka goom, Goom goom acka lacka goom goom

I want you to meet...

Boys! Boys! Sit down.

Tsu'tey made a valiant effort to halt the Valkyrie shuttle's bombing run

Keep going. Got it.

♪ I love when you do that hocus pocus to me

♪ The way that you touch, you got the power to heal

Daisy, you too!

OK, I'll stay, you go.

I wanna be with you.

I like this room. Don't you?

What if we get you the rock? Will you get us Daisy?

♪ It's almost unreal

- We're from Brooklyn. - Yeah.

Eddie Valiant from Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Loyal, lethal...

Ah! Come on, let's go.

♪ I do believe

- Where're you goin'? - Get some water.

I'm gonna drill it out.

Look! It's Koopa's tower!

- I can make it. I got a good feeling. - You're not gonna jump.

- You're gettin' worse. - I'm gettin' worse?

♪ The sun was spitting fire, the sky was blue as ice