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...the Longhorns are looking to tie this game up
Davis picks up a big block
AT&T? GM?
I'd like a Pepsi. The same.
ANNOUNCER 1: And in college football, the Syracuse Orangemen
(WHISTLE BLOWING)
. .
Sarette with a fake to Baker.
QUARTERBACK: Six box! Six box! Set!
You ready for this?
Well, a little bit of everything.
Patrick, there's one for you.
(ALL GROANING)
(GRUNTS)
It just may not be where you like it.
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
Just collecting bottles.
Oh, he's gonna get a lot worse than that before he's done here.
JB. JB.
Leukemia.
I told them I had to think about it.
All right! Let's go!
Now, how do we feel about that?
That he who lives by the sword will perish by the sword.
Even if he said you were a good coach?
You're holding up the game. Let's go. I got it.
I tried not to run up the score.
It's to Davis.
You talking about the Heisman Trophy, Jim?
Which means that three of us,
He's in his office.
So Jim Brown's gonna be wearing a Cleveland Browns jersey.
ERNIE: I know, but you'll get ejected. They won't.
(SPITS)
He's got talent, Jim.
(ALL WHOOPING)
All kidding aside, Gloria, would you care to dance?
good people,
that's something. Yeah.
Neither does he.
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
the rules down here are your rules, too.
is because we have not met Clay Taylor and his teammates.
God damn it!
There's a bus going down from the church.
Didn't mention anything in your telegram about bringing Jim Brown.
132 yards and three touchdowns in the Cotton Bowl.
And Jim Brown for letting me wear his number.
So, we're going to run to the weak side?
Ready!
They're good, Pops, thanks. I'm keeping them up.
Entering the fourth quarter of play,
(SIGHS)
And say, I know him. I went to school with him.
Sarette, what did Petey say about that broad?
You're done for the day.
and we're gonna move him into a three-back formation.
Pleasure to meet you, son.
Good block.
but I hear they have some great barbecue down here.
Ernie, now!
and for being a good man.
Right about now, I bet you're wondering
We ain't been south till we go to Texas.
(CROWD JEERING)
At least her sister is.
of Longhorn quarterback Bobby Lackey.
You see, lacrosse isn't just a sport.
as a member of the Orangemen.
Let's go!
I got you.
(ALL CHEERING)
It won't be there the next time.
do you feel added pressure to represent change?
We are going to run it...
Throws down fie Id, he's got a receiver open.
All right. Ernie, Ernie, Ernie,
Purdue Ol time
What?
And that's why winning this one
ANNOUNCER 2: Fans, I wish all of you could be here
You're gonna steal his number again?
Hmm?
Negro polar bears.
I don't think I can be a part of what you want me to be a part of
/ sure didn't want to be remembered for running too slow.
Uh...
Well, let's see. I told him you like your runners lazy,
Hey.
Same play! Same play! Same hole. Run it. Same play, same hole, on one.
I've been warned. What are you, my first grade teacher?
Did he cross the goal line?
All right, so you've got everybody and their dog
(CROWD CHEERING)
on an amazing 87-yard catch and run!
Here you go, Mike, Aaron, Nick.
Yes, Grandpa.
(SINGING) Pepsi Cola hits the spot
PLAYER: Sir! Ready?
Where did you get these?
Break it up, ref!
That means he's lazy.
you would have blown them jokers off the field.
Maybe not even Art or Jack but especially Ernie.
Seven yards a carry, broke records, took your team to the Cotton Bowl,
...led by Ernie Davis, from Elmira, New York.
BEN: Get out there. Let's go!
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
SARETTE: Hut one!
I asked him to come.
What good would your time be here
(SOBBING)
(CROWD BOOING)