Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Murdock, bring that TV tape and collect Sneed.

We found a book called The Reformed Convict by Dwight Pepper.

See, there's the wings and there's the head.

Murdock, how did I let you talk me into this?

Thank you, Warden.

I wasn't talkin' to you, punk. I was talkin' to him.

Hey, look, Warden, I done a little research on Strikersville Prison...

for a crime they didn't commit.

My book, on the other hand, is the current bible of penologists...

- I want a trash bag. - Where do these morons come from?

All right. All right.

and get to you guys with the stuff you need for the escape.

Night nurses at that joint all have third-degree black belts, Face. You touch her, she'll break your caps.

B.A. Baracus in a day care centre?

They try to kill you.

Now at Leavenworth, they've had tremendous success with the hair-styling concept. Absolutely incredible.

I wonder if that mute's as tough as he looks?

Oh. Trash bags?

That tears it. I ain't gonna listen to no more of this.

I have heard enough.

Now y'all are legalized deputies of this county, so good huntin', huh?

I screamed bloody murder, and they told me... they promised... that all the books had been recalled!

- Unfortunately, I guess he got hung up at the airport. - Have a seat.

You know, I have to admit y'all run a much better prison here than I expected.

We got you surrounded!

- ploughin'through town doin'80. - I thought we were doin' 85.