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( romantic theme playing )
Oh.
I can't. You're a man.
( sighs )
Joanne. Goodbye, Dale.
Summer's a bad time.
We're gonna divide them up too.
Do you know them?
No, Mr. Kingsley went ashore.
"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."
Looks familiar to me too, sir.
You're making this awful hard, boy.
It's my favorite. Now, don't tell me.
Would you by any chance know what cabin he's in?
Oh, uh, heh, yes,
I'm having an affair with a 747.
The other Dale.
She wouldn't have anything to bury.
A big night for penguins.
What's his name?
and I don't want her worrying.
What's the difference? I know her when I see her.
( sighs )
Not when you're the captain.
Oh, they can't hear me.
You've got the feet to match.
A honeymoon for one.
Why? I'm a nice person. I know how to act on a ship.
Thought the captain might like one of these party packs
How about after dinner?
I came back for two reasons.
You see, I promised to meet her,
I need a ticket for this cruise. Who do I see?
and we'll never have to
He's a wonderful person.
Oh, forget it. Come on, I'm in a hurry
You ought to see his legs.
Good.
No colder than a guy leaving his bride at the altar
Oh. Is that your wife? Mm.
♪ The Love Boat
You do? Sure.
Well, my roommate's name is Dale.
Can always use another cookbook.
♪ Your mind on a new romance ♪
Oh, well. Maybe somebody died.
You do something about it at a supermarket,
I had to stand there eating buttered popcorn
Yes.
Hey, Doc. I can fix you up with that redhead.
( groans )
You'd better warn her to be careful.
Suddenly it was if Jerry never existed.
It's the least you can do
( melancholy theme playing )
Have you ever dived off something this high before?
I hope you and the king have a very romantic cruise.
Here's a book you've got to read.
Sure he can. Perfect.
I hope we'll see each other again soon.
JULIE: I had a cinnamon one this morning, it was really good.
( laughs )
Here. You take 'em.
and he wasn't at breakfast today.
Our marriage hasn't gone:
Oh, by the way... you get to keep your mother.
Tomorrow's one of my favorite days.
( all laugh )
gonna kill himself either! Oh.
and I'll take the short one.
She's using his name?
Oh, Dale.
Well...?
I'd rather be dead than closed for repairs.
Bloody Mary. Mm-hm.
Good night, Isaac. Good night.
thrown you overboard this afternoon.
Well, how did it go?
I didn't think I'd need a nightgown.
Well, I... I don't know.
that you might walk in, I might've...
And now the black six
That makes 3.90 you owe me.
( Jack Jones' "The Love Boat" playing )