Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The electrician said it's a short in the wiring.
I'll step in 'em, and you boost me up to the roof.
It didn't seem to bother you when sausages
I know that's not like me at all,
You're gonna need it.
I thought I smelled sausage.
And bitter. And ugly.
We waited for two hours.
If they're alive, they show up.
( upbeat theme playing )
is the, uh, bingo...?
Is it? Yes.
The second reason I'm here is...
I'll get you a tranquilizer... No!
You mean you've read it? And I just blew 5 bucks.
Hi. How did it go?
Death always makes 'em feel like failures.
( sighs )
It's the same way I used to look at Jerry.
And she just looks up at me
I'm really having a great time.
I have a relationship with your uncle.
swing over to the door on the next floor,
Oh, I'd like that.
and you can never believe anything they say.
But I do have to go.
I had to throw something.
Hi. Hi.
Oh my pearls, my pearls
That's Cabin E214. ( splash from pool )
find someplace else to sleep?
Huh. You'd better hold onto that credit card.
You're stepping on my fingers. Lift me up.
Hi, Janette. Hi.
I'm just paying you to watch.
We're starting all over again. You're right, you're right.
Hello. I'm Julie McCoy, your cruise director.
What is that?
I'll kill you.
He drives a Mercedes. Look, wait...
Oh. Oh!
What? You can tell by looking at him?
there's no Mr. Rhinehart on the ship.
He turns out to be just as rotten as the rest of 'em.
( happily ): Oh, Dale!
Hi
I mean, all men do is lead you on.
It makes me feel so festive.
They all cost money.
My pleasure.
Goodbye, Lucas.
I bet you the boys enjoy it too.
Maybe it's just that he was
Moi? Oh, captain, I was looking for someone...
Can't you complete just one sentence
We were at a drive-in movie once,
You know what I love?
Oh, they sound terrific. Are there just the two?
That's a linen closet. Oh. Oh. Ho-ho-ho.
( playful theme playing )
Oh, my pearls! My pearls!
Well, yes, I know, sir. But on our cruises
What if... Sir, hold it...
I try to meet all the passengers on this ship,
I hate anything with starch in it.
( chuckles ): Look, I'm only kidding.