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But thank you for asking.
Honey, for the past ten years,
Now, now, take the red queen, put it on the black king.
JULIE: Oh, what a cute card. It's shaped like a little sausage.
Something a little bubbly.
I'd rather you step on my fingers.
you never do anything about it.
( elevator dings )
I had to be a man. You wanna trade?
Tsk. Susan, uh, we have to talk.
You're a lucky young lady, Miss Riley.
Nice to see you.
and when I got back the girl from the box office
You've given the word "solitaire" a whole new meaning.
shimmy up the cable,
Nine o'clock? Great.
Ugh, easy.
Joanne, look, I don't care what you've done.
Mr. and Mrs. Marshall,
Oh, I didn't know I was playing.
That is my business.
I don't want this to work out.
Good evening. Ah, good evening.
♪ On a friendly shore ♪
(sobbing ): First Jerry, now Dale.
Jerry.
Dale, what are you doing here?
( classical music playing, people chattering )
W-w-what if... What if... Sir.
Sorry. Uh, Pringle, Mr. and Mrs.
( screams )
( both chuckle )
Yes, yes. As, uh... ( clears throat )
I told you. I've been saying...
Look, I love those kids just as much as you do.
Love. You and me together
Yes. ( clears throat )
No. Not unless one of them complains.
In a way, you did me a favor.
That's easy. It was the day we got married.
♪ Promises something For everyone ♪
it's dinnertime.
Tell me about it.
Dale, I never loved you.
Poor doctors. You're always on call.
Isn't it a crime these days what they're doing to the sexes?