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Well, I mean, she's with a man, uh,
We didn't put these glad rags on for nothing, did we?
Hello. I’m Scott Gill, Your Cruise Director.
Uh, Janette, this is, uh, Greta Wilkes.
What are you doing?
in the right place at the right time.
Aren't you gonna walk me to my cabin?
I'm glad.
Haven't you ever seen red hair before?
No.
but I can certainly check for you.
Who says I love anybody?
For someone who expected to be miserable,
( laughs )
Straight arrow.
Fine. I'll see you then.
You broke my pearls!
( clears throat )
I've got 20 years invested in this, buster,
That's the kind of thing that's caused our marriage to go:
then wherever you go for the rest of your life
♪ We're expecting you ♪
Please, you don't have to say anything.
( dramatic theme playing )
Nice to see you. ( people chattering )
goes on the red seven.
There's nothing left to talk about.
Hm? Oh, that? Oh. Ha.
( mellow theme playing )
♪ Welcome aboard ♪
♪ And love ♪
( foghorn blares )
No. ( knuckles crack )
Yes.
( laughs )
No matter what lousy thing he does to me.
but these particular accommodations
Look.
You go up the stairs and out. Oh.
Besides, if we don't join Carl and Linda, you know,
I thought it was the powder room.
I know how you must feel, but...
( groans )
Look, Janette, there's something I have to tell you.
I could walk out of here a free man.
I happen to be of the male persuasion myself,
Hey, I'm sorry about the elevator.
for Paris is a moveable feast.
Look, I was just about to do
( sobbing )
You'll collect your fee, I'll collect my facts,
( sighs )
Okay.
♪ Love ♪
Mwah!
Ah... Pardon me. Would you like a Danish?
I... I'm expecting someone. Lucky guy.
Shh-shh-shh-shh. Nobody wants me.
Uh, you're in Suite 358 on the Aloha Deck.
Coming, kitten.
All the candles burnt down.
( in regular voice ): Are you ser...
Okay.
( dramatic theme playing )
There's nothing wrong with sausage.
we could all end up just one big sex.
There's Missy. You can tell from the dent in her head.
Days are going by too quickly.