Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Nice to see you. ( people chattering )

Hm? Oh, that? Oh. Ha.

There's Missy. You can tell from the dent in her head.

Look, I was just about to do

Haven't you ever seen red hair before?

Straight arrow.

I thought it was the powder room.

( dramatic theme playing )

♪ And love ♪

Uh, Janette, this is, uh, Greta Wilkes.

There's nothing wrong with sausage.

Look, Janette, there's something I have to tell you.

Uh, you're in Suite 358 on the Aloha Deck.

You'll collect your fee, I'll collect my facts,

Who says I love anybody?

You broke my pearls!

No matter what lousy thing he does to me.

in the right place at the right time.

Hey, I'm sorry about the elevator.

No. ( knuckles crack )

That's the kind of thing that's caused our marriage to go:

♪ Welcome aboard ♪

Besides, if we don't join Carl and Linda, you know,

Fine. I'll see you then.

I've got 20 years invested in this, buster,

Please, you don't have to say anything.

I could walk out of here a free man.

but I can certainly check for you.

We didn't put these glad rags on for nothing, did we?

Ah... Pardon me. Would you like a Danish?

Shh-shh-shh-shh. Nobody wants me.

( foghorn blares )

goes on the red seven.

for Paris is a moveable feast.

Aren't you gonna walk me to my cabin?

Coming, kitten.

For someone who expected to be miserable,

There's nothing left to talk about.

but these particular accommodations

we could all end up just one big sex.

then wherever you go for the rest of your life

( mellow theme playing )

Hello. I’m Scott Gill, Your Cruise Director.

Days are going by too quickly.

♪ We're expecting you ♪

I happen to be of the male persuasion myself,

( dramatic theme playing )

( clears throat )

All the candles burnt down.

What are you doing?

Well, I mean, she's with a man, uh,

You go up the stairs and out. Oh.

( in regular voice ): Are you ser...

I... I'm expecting someone. Lucky guy.

I know how you must feel, but...