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When it comes right down to it, what other choice do we have?
All right.
By the way, I'll be performing your surgery tomorrow.
- OK. I am OK. - Just don't step too hard.
I also have a fear of performing. In front of groups, that is.
Oh, hello.
to help put you through college.
Dorothy, you all right?
- You're lying! - Oh, Sophia, Dorothy wouldn't lie!
That girl in the puddle was me.
I'm not Mr. Ferguson!
It's perfectly all right. Ma, what is that you're knitting?
I had my appendix out in a hospital in Sicily. That was rough!
But I just haven't, and performing is a nightmare for me.
What about those nighties that don't close up in the back?
For the sake of the act.
Then he shot him.
That's why I always win.
You were operated on, you're my daughter, where else would I be?
Them: Which Golden Girl are you? Me: Apparently, I'm Dorothy! (Not even my top third choice!)
It's a very small tumor, Ma. I've had it for about 20 years.
If you end up in a puddle tonight,
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