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Thank you, sir. Goodbye, Mr. President.

I'm afraid the extra weight wouId cave her in.

Dead end. You thinking what I'm thinking?

where the President wiII probabIy bring her...

Enos, this is Sheriff Rosco. You got your ears on? Come on.

But if I opened that Iock I'd get fired for sure.

You'II do what?

I'd be president just to ride that thing.

-Get at it. -There ain't no Iock I can't pick.

You're going to have to ram it.

Just Iike AIi Baba and the big fat thief.

Y'all remember what l said about Hazzard?

Cooter had the idea to siphon some gas out...

Sector one, this is Limo One. We're almost out of gas.

And the best way to get that in here is try the food.

I ain't seen Jimmy aII morning. What makes you think his car wiII be here?

I toId you to shut up, you numskuII.

delivered to me over at the Boars Nest in about an hour.

Old Boss is quicker at finding angles to help himself than anyone in this county.

And there ain't a bite of meat on the premises.

Thanks for the car, boys. PIeasure doing business with you.

whiIe I'm bowing to the President's Iady...

Now, you two find Cooter.

AII right, where is it?

I unturned every stone. That's good. I'II teII him.

We couIdn't Iet him get caught. Cooter's our friend.

-If I fouI up one more time. -...if you fouI up one more time.

-They wiII testify. -To what?

Which I won't be anymore--

I don't beIieve I said that.

Come on, do it!

So l want you to burn rubber, boy...

This oId barn sure couId use a coat of paint, couIdn't it?

you made yourseIves part and parceI to a feIony?

There you go. One more time.

UncIe Jesse never said anything about bikinis.

Rosco, shut off that fool weather report and listen good.

You're a decoy. I shouId've known.

-Where are you, anyway? -At the oId barn on Choctaw Road.

Somebody, heIp!