Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The first contestant is our most‐improved student,

But I will take your wee coney...

- Bart... - She believed in me.

I don't want my daughter on meds.

(clears throat) Assembly item number two:

You don't have a single little boy bone in your body, do you?

"When he grows up,

You don't have to explain. It's totally understandable.

"with my spikey‐haired after‐school buddy.

Oh. I forgot Flanders married Krabappel.

We bought 'em, we smash 'em.

but why fix what you can numb?

That's the worst thing you can do in a church!

♪ The words she'd written took me by surprise ♪

Oh, my God. I'm in this.

Did you fix Bart?

So, I understand

You are my doctor.

I'm gonna enter the spelling bee.

I sure hope there's something in the Bible about forgiveness.

But my shelves are already groaning with kudos.

I got rid of the squeak in your chair, sir.

Oh, I feel so much better.

Which is worse, to be cruel or to lie?

"Scratching at the bell on his collar"?

♪ We'll get some useless crap today! ♪

This is a new low, even for you.

It's not up to you to save him.

Yeah, don't worry. We'll get your car, but, uh,

He's got a free yogurt at the car wash.