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You have to give it back to Mr. Flanders.
♪ Today! ♪
I'll take names if I don't hear cheers.
Oh, you are still there. You're just very quiet.
Yeah!
Bannocks to that!
Well, did that help?
I believe in you, too.
What's in your hand?
as others see you. (laughs)
for one full hour a day.
I'll be fine.
I do not need to see the dark side of another marriage.
were thinking of leaving Springfield?
Bart, there's a page in the diary you didn't read yet.
Oh, her words, not mine.
We had a family meeting.
Listen, Bart...
Nothing but... (groans)
I'll think of a penance.
children's chewable Xanax.
I have to stay here in Springfield,
So can I...? Hello? Hello?
You not only don't suck, you believe in my potential, too.
(gasps) What are you heathens doing
Spell "pneumatic."
We're just two smart kids.
(sighs) This changes everything.
And this belongs to you.
Bart Simpson, and the word is "interlude."
I'm three. I'm dizzy.
EDNA: Remember: if you can teach one kid one thing,
♪ Waylon's gonna get some kitsch today ♪
(laughs)
See, Marge? We skip one rehearsal,
Finally, thanks to Mrs. K,
Oh, be realistic, Marge.
♪ 'Cause playing is a sin that we regret ♪
the cold, dead eyes of Mike Pence.
I'll wait as long as it takes.
("Battle Hymn of the Republic" playing)
How'd you do it, Bart? How'd you do it?
The perfect crime!