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And I'm here in New York while he's back in Hooglanderveen.
who told?!
Your fiance is gay.
We get paid to make each other laugh.
His science teacher was a drug dealer?
You couldn't let me down, Jack.
We just need one
the collapse of the American farm, global warming
High school graduate.
If anyone is giving anyone a kidney at all.
Life is short. You've gotta get out there and get yours.
Take the leap Reach down deep inside
Professor Milton Greene, who's writing a 3-volume biography of Jimmy Carter,
and I have this weird, loose feeling in my shoulders.
That leaves about 300 million kidneys
We just met and I don't want to lose him before I get a chance to know him.
"Campbell" was actually Mr. Campbell, his science teacher.
He wanted me to find a snitch called "baby".
So get it done
No, he doesn't need a hand
I owe my publishers a chapter of "From peanut to president"
That's a ball he fouled off in the third inning.
Milton Greene needs a kidney.
Sorry, Spaceman's using it as the title of his new sex book for couples.
It means we're not a match.
I'm getting mine, Cerie.
because Mr. Campbell wanted him to dissect a frog.
We all believe in this cause so much that we're doin' it for free.
Oh, my, that's very urban.
So make the most of this opportunity.
I owe my publishers a chapter of
Because you're not a bad-bleep O.G.