Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You ever wonder what happens to a $1 bill when it's so worn out...
-We want one with a faIse bottom. -Yeah.
in that cross-country raIIy next Saturday.
It's us, UncIe Jesse. What's happening?
Besides being the town's best mechanic...
Danged if '"the place'" didn't turn out to be the Hazzard Coffin Works.
This ain't reaIIy no hearse.
Every year you....
Bonding company? I wouIdn't even trust my paycheck to that outfit.
Sheriff, arrest these two crooks. Get them out of here.
-Just near beer? -Just near beer.
Got it.
And jiving.
For burning!
Gonna kick my butt, is he?
Nope.
-That's where I was going. -AII right, hit it.
This here's J. D. Hogg speaking. Got your ears on?
'Course, there's other sounds that ain't exactly made by Mother Nature.
What sack? There ain't no sack.
They grew up and financed their homes and cars at Boss'bank.
you better have a good expIanation.
Yeah? You're gonna have it again tomorrow...
FeIIas, wait a minute.
Yes, sir.
Come on, feIIows, we'II get oId Tom back where he beIongs.
Boss, who's Tom MacDougaI? I didn't know he was sick.
Paradise.