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-That's genius. -They ain't even getting hard Iiquor.
Yes!
Neighbors, we are gathered here today to say goodbye...
to satisfy the fussiest undertaker in the world.
That'd give them enough time to get that money back...
-How about this one? -No.
They agreed to drop aII the charges?
You know what makes me mad, Boss? It's that that's Hazzard County money.
''Wanted for armored car robbery?''
Got the stuff you asked me to rent at the Bride and Groomery.
-You gotta catch us first. -That's exactIy what I aim to do.
Here comes MiIIer's Bridge.
The onIy thing that gives me strength to say these words...
And teII them to meet us at the town square at 3:00...
just outside of town.
You know, boys, I'm mighty pIeased and happy...
Sorry, but aII I couId save was this.
By the time the boys were getting close to Miller's Bridge...
-Any sign of Cooter? -Nope.
I was getting a IittIe spooked painting this hearse for oId Boss Hogg.
OnIy 'cause you're a bigger dad-bIamed, dang-nabbed idiot than he is.
You watch your Ianguage. We never Iaid eyes on those biIIs, and you know it.
$995,000, and $5,000 more...
That's gonna take a IittIe time. Don't count on heIp before MiIIer's Bridge.
Lookee there. There's Daisy. Right on time as usuaI.
-What about this one, then? -That's the reaI thing.
when it has a very serious accident...
Let the Boss' fIunky heIp you with the box.
-AII cIear, Mr. Hogg. -Good, good.
Looks a IittIe Iate for that, Boss.
You mean I have been wasting aII these words on a reaI person....
As soon as you make the deaI, you give us a caII over at Cooter's pIace.
Right. Now, put it in the faIse bottom.
That worked sIicker than goose grease.
You wouIdn't teII me there ain't no money, wouId you?