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I am so cool!
to spot a self-saboteur when I see one.
- I'm blasting us out of here with this goofer dust bomb.
but with fornication and genocide.
- Release the Choochie Coochies!
[dark dance music playing]
minor abrasions on your forearm and cheekbone.
You couldn't have just, like,
I just want to make it so no one can hurt us, honey.
- [slurring] This looks like as good a place as any
- [chuckles] I've been pulled tighter.
[cheers and applause] ANNOUNCER: Welcome once again
[slurps] I've got a little girl to kill.
[cheers and applause]
- I don't fucking know.
Ketamine, really?
♪♪ Came back only yesterday ♪♪
- Yeah, that's what serial killers do,
Great British Bake Off to binge.
Liquesco is a fragile
Your children never call because they hate you!
[electricity zapping]
INICHOOCHIAMA: I should have known.
[sighs] For junk.
[shrieks]
CHRISSY: Excuse me. SATAN: Pardon me, pardon me.
CROWD: [booing]
- Oh, my God, you kidding me?
- Guess being toxic isn't as easy for me
It's called self-preservation.
- Oh, the place on Elm serves drinks late,
- What? This is your best move as an all-powerful being?
when birthing my daughter.
♪♪ ♪♪
I need to focus on getting us out.
- That's insane, Chrissy, and completely untrue.
why are you really doing this, Chooch?
- That's what girlfriends do for each other.
masturbating in two separate corners.
[bird shrieks]
from tapping into the real you.