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CROWD: Yes, you can!
I know why you're here, and I won't let it happen.
♪♪ Because I love my dad ♪♪
- It's going to be fun to watch you watch him...
No one wins my game,
- He's been losing power for a long time now,
- Ugh, typical Laura.
- Oh, thanks! [grunts]
- And this is the alleged Princess of Darkness
if you actually communicated that to me.
I weirdly like it.
The Whoopee Cushions, doing a six-hour set.
Will our vermin survive, or will they go bye-bye?
He was about to chop you up.
- Oh, oh. NEPHILIM: [growls]
Okay, fine. All right.
- What? Wh-what's she talking about?
- Hold up, what? - Yup.
SATAN: What a production!
- Thanks for all the constructive criticism.
- Oh, I know you're impressed,
- I can't hear you.
the higher the ratings, the sweeter the--
Did Chrissy like that summer scarf I made her?
- Aah! I'll go out if you just stop talking, okay, Darlene?
- Aw, come on. - Yeah, I have friends to see,
gets a bowl of Everclear poured in their mouth.
- Darlene, what the hell?
Chrissy!
homework to do,
I got my hands full right now.
So, Brad, who do you pick?
- Ego monsters are triggered by compliments.
- And then at 10:00 p. m., they sound a bullhorn,
♪♪ Want you near me ♪♪
- Oh, my God, I killed a man.
"I have syphilis." - This is not an excuse.
- To an underground casino that uses Jell-O shots
INICHOOCHIAMA: Think about it.
- Don't, Darlene. - Ugh, who am I kidding?
Then tease with a spicy little secret about yourself.
- Huh? SATAN: Well, this was