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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
the Kahlúa Crab Canoe yet. [air horn blows]
spray-tanned lemmings drinking daiquiris
If not, I'm done.
- But then Tia Saltzman
BOTH: Purged the world of demonic forces.
Oh, it's sizzling.
Don't forget to rip your bartender.
After my first marriage ended,
[dramatic music]
[dramatic music]
your stinger's gonna sting you right back.
as chips and get in a fistfight?
- What do you want more than anything in all the realms?
- Thanks, Tony.
You think this was all I had planned today?
You promised tonight's the night.
Ah, she's amazing.
until their Cialis kicks in.
- I'm still kind of wired. You wanna go--
have a serious challenge,
and into The Coconut Hole--
Okay, plan B.
Have a good one, pals.
blammo'd to us to wherever we're going?
and I also love her cookbook, Cooking with Carcasses.
I brought you here under false pretenses,
- Hey, Jimmy, stick this up your small snorkel dick.
- Uh-uh, no more living like you're in witness protection.
but it's a work in progress.
- But you almost died.
coming on her show and schtupped her mother.
You and your shit are worthless.
I'll turn you both into trophies,
[objects clattering]
- I don't know why I let myself believe you again.
You'd rather deal with monsters
- You know, we've been friends since we were in college,
but I was gonna kill him eventually.
especially if you fucked my mom.
every exterminator who's crossed their path.
- [roars]
- [laughs]
- Ooh, my Choochies.
- Spit it out, you goblin fuck.
SATAN: [grunts] - Dad, heads up!
- How I please those Instacart shoppers