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- Why are you here? What's your plan?
- You'd think they'd have a better system by now,
and you've always been the guy who...
You thought I'd be into a puppet propaganda show
- Chooch, honey, what's happening?
♪♪ ♪♪
You messed up, Dad.
Sometimes I worry about her,
- Chillax, we're not gonna bond over a sandwich.
- Jesus Christ, I wish you were dead.
[chain saw buzzing]
That's not a sex thing, is it?
That went better than I thought it would.
you need to be honest from the start.
the ruler who will fuck, marry, and kill you,
- Ugh! What is this, an open mic night?
If I stay any longer, I will kill someone.
- And I'm just winging it. SATAN: Ow!
- I'm just a single girl looking for a fun night out.
So how long have you been a serial killer?
[electricity zapping] LAURA: Come on, bud.
[fingers snap] You must beat me.
an audience member will choose the exterminator
CROWD: Choochie, Choochie,
- You okay, Daddio?
all about signing your pact?
You good?
through all this shit.
Get out.
EVERETT: I know we just met, but...
[laughs] Look at this,
SATAN: Gorgeous.
- Uh-huh.
- Hot diggity dog!
- It's Chrissy! And Feinberg.
instead of being steamrolled by some delusional optimist.
[dark music]
I'm gonna kill the girl who shot my dick off.
- [roars]
Remember, if it bleeds, he can kill it.
[both grunt]
Stay here, and don't move.
[with deeper voice] You think so?