Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Ladies' night!
♪♪ But that's just a bucket of lies ♪♪
- I'm--what?
or I'll hang you with your own nose again.
- Darlene, why did you do that?
- That's great to hear.
I don't know if you ever got your dick shot off,
[both scream]
And if you wanna be my father,
LAURA: Smaller than I imagined.
welcome Satan.
- Oh, well, we're neighbors,
- Meh, nah, I wasn't gonna actually die.
- Laura? You decided to stay!
You'll never stick me before I fry your balls.
Suck my ass, old man!
- Come on, goofer dust, do your stuff!
Mama's got the antidote, though.
who is supposed to bring upon Maximus Dawnus?
LAURA: "Oh, never mind." Shut up, Darlene.
- Yeah, change of plans, Darlene.
They are you.
soaking in the waning sexual rhythms
CHRISSY: [gasping]
When you were born, part of myself transferred to you.
is a gift for everyone involved,
to urinate.
WIFE: You have no job, no dick.
You're a natural.
- If you think a death match is how I wanna bond,
And here you are in a dark alley with another monster?
- Wow, and that's just the tip, huh?
Don't worry. Trust your instincts.
- Oh, I think he's getting tired.
- [laughs] Of course. I use it as a tea stirrer.
We're gonna be okay. Oh! - What?
but if any type of liquid touches it--
- Yeah, yeah, I guess so.
This will help you let go.
Clearly she's never met you.
[suspenseful music]
DARLENE: I'd make up excuses: "Gotta fix a leaky pipe."
You should feel proud.
would know a place with a motto
LAURA: [grunting]
ANNOUNCER: Someone get a breath mint.
- I don't think you can handle this fucked up.
Come on, baby.
It can open fissures to hidden corners of the Earth,