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I skipped spin class for this.
A little geology joke.
No worries.
When the baby gets here,
chocolate milk's delicious watery cousin.
Once, I was supposed to babysit my brothers.
You only had one.
Great. What's up?
Didn't your baby room have a theme?
Well, we didn't see you last night,
He's got experience dealing with pregnant ladies
through my brain cells to remove the metabolic by-products
you gotta teach me that.
so I thought maybe you could talk to her.
when I'm trying to get my life back on track?
Order suppositories and shove 'em
Sorry.
Well, in The Sound of Music, Julie Andrews says,
a great party.
You wanted him awake.
Hey, hey, hey, you're not going anywhere.
We can't do this without you.
I don't care what color the room is.
That's a sign of chemical dependency.
about crap I don't understand.
But anyway...
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