Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, you want go to the mall and look at baby stuff?

Nah, we're not fat enough, or wearing diapers.

They'd go out on adventures together.

to my grandmother's for Christmas.

Uh, okay, let's pretend you do have a problem.

a two-gallon tub of potato salad?

Right. Listen to me.

We-We're thinking... two years.

a mind-boosting caffeine suppository.

How can you be embarrassed around me?

I am going to pump cerebral spinal fluid

Well, I didn't get to see you last night.

Well, you could try starting with "sir".

You think you're the first government contractor

Bert's a geologist.

weaning myself off in steps.

Oh, there's so much junk in there, it's embarrassing.

and some people are not baby people.

Look at that, it is a party.

It's fun to think about, but it's not helpful.

And when Amy started using a solution of chromic acid

It doesn't mean you won't love your own baby.

Now, can you please try to soldier through?

But what if we can't?

and start with a color?

Right. Sorry, sir.

Oh, it's complicated.

We can't afford to lose any more time.

According to the world's worst cuckoo clock, it's 2:00.

Okay, well, I'm just trying to help you.

You tell me about your foot fungus, but this is a secret?

Why don't you just go home?