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(gasping) Go to your room! I'm fricking in my room! (gasping) Go to your room! I'm fricking in my room!
A treat for me?
I can't be horny and still be a decent guy?
-[bang] -Holy pope!
So I shouldn't just spout facts so she knows I'm smart?
God, we really do, don't we?
You know, I spend a lot of time with him,
And for extra credit, retain the details
I don't know. It's the new ad campaign for Ross Dress For Less.
-Hey, Jess. -What?
Friends? I'd rather take a two week cruise on a diaper barge
-[spits] -Ah!
[door opens]
Yeah, what are you doing, you weirdo?
You know it's all her fault.
Aw! And she misses her dog 'cause she's on vacation.
Don't worry. They're not fighting. This is how they play.
-[sighs] I know. -I wanna be hot and dumb.
Yeah, although it is kind of weird,
Oh, please. It's bullshit.
You f ing... Dick!
Okay. I guess, like,
I honestly don't think we can continue working together.
-[crash] -[grunts]
It's for a friend.
and everything's moving a mile a minute. I guess what I'm trying to say is,
-Love you, Jelly Bean. -Guys! We're just warming up!
[Steve] Uh-oh, smells like they're dropping us on the diaper barge again.
I am full-on jaying off right here in public
I mean, she is funny. She's really pretty.
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-My backpack! -You can't touch his backpack.
-[grunts] -[Andrew sighs]
Like it was yesterday.
Boob fever, which is not breast cancer,
-Hey, look at me! I'm Gina. -Jay!
-Boobs. -Boobs!
You go to your room! Fine! You go to your room! Fine!
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