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Oh, okay. Argh!
My God.
Okay, I admit some of these girls are kind of pretty,
I think Gina likes DeVon.
♪ My boobs a work of art ♪
That actually makes a tremendous amount of sense.
[crying] Oh my God! You guys! DeVon broke up with me.
♪ Every tushy is a snowflake ♪
It's really a combination of meditation, soul cycle...
-What's this? Hey. -Is it a treat?
Boys will never bother you,
-Bye, see you later. I'm going to choir. -Bye!
I'm definitely not doing this again when I get home. [chuckles]
Oh, hey, Jessi.
Anyway, great work on the soccer pitch the other day.
♪ But don't trust the titties ♪
You're always around my neck. Even all the time.
No wonder your mama was worried about being short-necked.
How can these girls be our age?
♪ The nipples are tiny cameras ♪
-The way they move two by two. -[Andrew] Look at them.
Missy, I think we need to remember
I'm gonna go change. I'll be right back.
Yeah, but now I don't know what to do. I don't want to blow it , dude.
My brother, interestingly enough, is obsessed with dissecting fetal pigs.
So then, what, do you just have a lot of wet dreams?
Behold, the peaks and valleys--
Oh, thanks, Nathan Fillion.
-than you really need. -Do I? I've wondered that before.
It looked like when someone lifts a dachshund from the middle, you know?
and no one can tell! [laughs]
Thanks. It's very weird that you know '90s basketball.
You're gonna talk to her?
I usually sit on the side of the cafeteria. It's nice.
Have you even spoken to her?
-I see what you're saying. -Yeah, I'm kind of directly saying,
-But they aren't, are they, Lola? -No, they're not.
no, it's not the Macadamia sanctuary.
And if the way boys look at girls makes you uncomfortable,
[Dina] Jessi, is that you?
-Great. I can plop down. -Okay?
Hey, don't listen to him. I saw him sucking on a battery once.
you have enough blood to fill your heart or your shvantz. Not both.
but, I don't think boys care that we're smart.
So, how's Jessi holding up?
Mom, I know I shouldn't care so much and I'm really sorry to disappoint you,
-Yeah. -Bounce, bounce, bounce.
He was probably wetting it down to shove it up his butt.
-Coach Steve, that's Jay. -Jay's a naked lady?
[Gina groans]
-I'd rather you didn't. -You're my best friend.