Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't know.
I'll take the mongoose.
About a $5 bus ride.
I was guided here by the great spiritual mother.
You done conquered the flesh.
I'll ask.
You go stand on your head a while, and I'll think it over.
I'm here with my guru.
Shucks, loving uncle.
Good.
Seems much steep.
Gurus don't feel no pain.
India?
Dear, it is beginning to mount up.
Don't bug me, Ape.
Give me the police.
Goodbye, dear.
They would like to thank you folks for kindly dropping in.
I'll free your soul!
Million?
Oh, that's great.
Meditate, my dear.
Yes, Jay.
Second class?
Yes, it is.
Do you spend much time in Madagascar or Outer Mongolia?
Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.
You can even walk barefoot through a bed of hot coals.
For only $5,000, the guru will learn me the secrets of the Far East!
Boy, you's really all dressed up for guruing, ain't ya?
Ethro!
And for another $50, you can touch an untouchable.
I am the guru, Maha Mamura.