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That's his office, back of Saint Mike's. He's our-- Our psychiatric counselor.
Yes.
I stole it.
Mrs. MacNeil, since the day I joined the Jesuits...
Let Jesus fuck you! Let him fuck you!
... you might ask your daughter...
Really?
Why do you ask?
That's okay.
fuck me fuck me mama help me
Secondly, the Church, before it approves an exorcism...
Just a minute.
The majestic Christ who commands you.
[AIRPLANE APPROACHING]
You've heard the story. Same thing here.
who's filling in for keriana reedy? britney jefferies.
- Do it again. - In time.
[BELL RINGING]
He doesn't even call his daughter on her birthday.
Just because--
Let her die.
- To use obscenities? - No, never.
[PEOPLE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON RADIO]
It just doesn't happen anymore, Mrs. MacNeil.
- ...it's uncharacteristic for her. - I don't understand. She doesn't swear.
Bring it in Arizpe!
... and usually just before a convulsion.
Was it a mare, a gelding, what?
who's filling in for katelyn o'brien? kaito porti.
I better put him over here to dry, though. He's still wet.
Now are you gonna send me back to them?
Grant me...
We have to start looking for a shrink.
Let trading fuck you
Amy O'Brien
Isn't it nice it's on Sunday this year?
... who lives and reigns with the Father and the Holy Spirit.
You have to stay off it. You can't go up and down the stairs. You have to give it a rest.
who's filling in for pauline cowie? frances provost.
MERRIN: Father Karras.
[DOORBELL BUZZING]
[SCREAMING]
excuse me maria lagonikos what would happen julia gillard was a boingvorce? well she would be a boingvorce.
who's filling in for sue chaplain-ardagh? chris cords.
Your mother sucks fat cock in hell She's a whore
[BOTH CRYING]
The Dominicans. Go pick on them.
You're gonna have diarrhea
Same principle, I mean.
Well, he does know the background.
[WOMAN CRYING]
- Good morning, madam. - Good morning, Karl.
- How are you today? - Fine, thank you.
No, I, uh--
CHRIS: You know, I'm, like, in seclusion.
Lesion. Lesion in the temporal lobe.
Six months under observation in the best hospital you can find.
ow! my hip flask!
In time.
Remain perfectly still. Breathe normally.
Don't be alarmed. If it's a lesion, in a way, she's fortunate.
I don't know.
How were the tests?
So far, I'd say there seem to be three.
You’re not my mother!!!
It could be one way.
Why would you do this to me, M. Night?
- Rats? - I'm afraid so.
REGAN: Fuck him, Karras! - ...from this creature of God.
And speaking plainly, Mrs. MacNeil...
Take me!
I doubt there's any danger in just having him assist.
who's filling in for julie bowen? sarah swan.
Mr. Dennings?
Arm up.
Don't tell me to be calm, goddamn it!
Teresa.
Okay. No, I didn't get it.
- The power of Christ compels you. - The power of Christ compels you.
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
who's filling in for elise asmr? your friend charlie asmr.
Take me.
IN TIME
Well, what we missed in the EEG and the arteriograms...
Stick your cock up her ass, you mother-fucking worthless cock sucker!
who's filling in for corrnna sedgman? christine figureredo.
... as we forgive those who trespass against us.
[LAUGHING]
And let my cry come unto thee.
[SPEAKING IN GREEK]
KARRAS: It's my mother, Tom.
Yeah, I like him. Don't you like him? Hey, what's going on? What is this?
It's been pretty much discarded these days...
Incidentally, um...
Okay? Burke just comes around here a lot, because...
Who is it?
who's filling in for kelly russell? kelly martinez.
Cold.
No rats. Thanks a lot. That's terrific.
... look down in pity....
If you're the devil, why not make the straps disappear?
You're convinced that it's genuine?
who's filling in for cinda lee? alecia moore.
Ten, 12 years ago, I think, in Africa.
Mother.
we say: gayle gayle gayle that's all we've been programmed to say. gayle gayle gayle gayle gayle. gayle gayle gayle gayle gayle gayle gaile gail goilie gayle.
who's filling in for john talati? john demarchi.
[CHUCKLING]
You fucking bastards!
Your mother sucks cocks in hell, Satan.
who's filling in for alex lawson? alex voodoo.
Well, thank you very much...
gayle bye and taina barville. mary-jo gallagher and graham goodsell.
[REGAN GIGGLES]
[COUGHS]
Well, I heard differently.
Thanks.
It was like the, uh, Walt Disney version of the Ho Chi Minh story.
[GREEK MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO]
Save me, O God, by thy name. By thy might, defend my cause.
The attack is psychological, Damien.
Excuse me, madam. Anything else?
... to attack us.
Bye, now.
who's filling in for isaiah bruen? danielle macdonald.
ALL [SINGING]: Down on the east side
- Jesus Christ, won't somebody help me? - You don't understand--
When you start the second year into the next decade of birthdays
... with me as a headliner for all eternity, and they love me.
MAN 2: The steps! MAN 3: Help!
Would you like to ask him?
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[SIGHS]
No. I think we should wait and see what happens with the Ritalin.
Yeah, that would have helped.
im am the devil now fuck me fuck me
Look, he wouldn't have any reason in the world to go up to her room.
I didn't have my makeup man there.
Dimmy! Dimmy!