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Well, come on, stay.
But don't you miss the balls and the blowers?
PJs, Rasta beanie and a bong.
Well, that's good, because I'm not driving you to the pet store.
So You Really Should Take This Seriously."
hanging out with a bunch of couples when you're not a couple anymore.
...that we were studying and you were doing pretty well, OK?
What the hell?
-You went to Berkeley? -Half a semester.
-I can do this in seven minutes. -OK, I'll get outta here.
No. Uh-uh. Um, hi.
And I will do the same for you.
Terrific. I'll see you tomorrow, Janet.
Cocaine!
No. That would be ridiculous.
No railing against country clubs, don't reference your manifesto,
Is that a cha-cha? It's those neuropathy socks, isn't it?
But you're past all that now. Honey, she's holding you back.
- How about this for a set-up, huh? - It's amazing.
You know, get out of town until you're all healed up,
Captain Hitler?????
Wait till you try out the neuropathy socks I got you.
I wasn't gonna put my fist in it.
Oh, it depends on who you ask. I mean, he wasn't happy, she's never been happy.
Oh, I don't think you do, Janet. Sometimes it really sucks the big--
-Who's up for more wine? -Who isn't?
I mean, don't they owe it for all the years
And when I tell you, you'll know it's true.
"They're living together because who else could understand that situation?"
It's hard in these situations. I was a wreck.
Do you live in the Walgreens parking lot?
Well, she did. And she does.
-Mom, nobody's putting you in a home. -Come on.
Danger ahead: uncontrollable urge to cha-cha-cha, pain-free, all night.
while we're all in circus tents.