Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, duh, how else can you tell they're ripe
so we can deliver the final blow.
All right, against each other, I guess.
and conveniently teleports you across the kingdom
17 plus 2 intelligence bonus -- 19.
The beast swallows the treasure.
by text message.
You all lose 30 HP.
...then, finally, Mario Kebab the dwarf warrior
What are you gonna do?
I lured you here for food,
that is how you crashed the car earlier.
I only wrote that in my diary
I play a merry tune, and I dance.
Aah!
But of course.
This is more trap than an Auto-Tuned rapper.
are to be found in the black crystal dungeon,
A sphinx gives you this riddle --