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You bought the beach house when I was 23.
Yeah, oh, I've been waiting so long to get on that body.
...when you told them you were engaged.
Do you even understand what "off-the-rack" means?
...then by square footage.
- Uh, no, no, she's out for the night. - Oh, great.
You could've sent him away.
- Do you even know what a vicar is? - Like a goalie, right?
I remember when we first got engaged.
Well, heh, stuff like where we'd live, you know.
...and I kind of have some of it earmarked for the future, not just for a party.
You know, I cannot believe you told him. Joey...
What if I was, uh, sweeping a chimney?
I mean, you work really hard for that.
But I would keep that helmet on, because you're in for a rough ride.
And it's not fair for me to ask you to spend all your money on our wedding.
I'm gonna get loungy
Look, I understand, but I have to put my foot down, okay? The answer is no.
Oh, but wait.
Wait, there's no money? Well, this is terrible.
It's like one mind!
[English - US - SDH]
...and it's just not funny anymore.
But then that went to hell, so we redid the kitchen.
Oh, yeah, it is. I'm going to the movies and it starts in like five minutes.
...the Bay City Rollers for dancing...
Sweeping. Why? Does it turn you on?