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Your username is "password"?
We did it! Yes, We Did.
This is fine.
I can't get on either.
I like your hair.
to get you back in the good graces of the Hooli board.
Bye. Thanks.
You... hypocrites.
I think, basically, you are just a server company now,
Can this thing go any faster?
That had to have caused the phone's antenna to draw too much power...
All right. Keep an eye on HooliNews,
We can start the transfer whenever we're ready.
Oh. yeah, it was awesome until it crashed this morning.
She didn't hit me. No, the man did...
Yes, but Anton is overheating already.
you were right about all of it.
we would have to go RAID zero, no backup,
Slight problem. I can't get online.
Jesus, man. You know that thing's not alive, right?
Why would a HooliPhone blow up?
Richard, we were partners once.
What the fuck?
Well, we'd be grateful to have this in such good hands.
Sure you can, man. Just click on "Forgot password."
I'm guessing there's a story here.
- Mm-hmm. - The new Internet works,
I'm sorry that you had to witness that scene in there.
Richard, that's enough.
All right.
- Gavin. - Mmm.
But not now, when you're older.
I said this was a bad idea.
without giving two weeks' notice.
which is why I am going to pull
- Never get married, Richard. - Women, right?
whose only real product is dangerous malware.
Anton died so we could live.
Look, if we're gonna die, let's just die.
your username is "password"?