Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

'I, Juan Carlos la Noche will rescue Princess Laritza.'

You seem a little tired so I'll leave you be.

Work the runway, work it! To the future, diva women!

Take back that compliment

Listen, listen. You are a winner. You look like...

Another mess is the youngest of the Budd family over there.

who's filling in for donny bronson? donny warner.

Of course, I'm sure you'll be wanting to stick around

Like no-nonsense. Like...

They were boys, three of them, and one of them was black.

As a matter of fact...

- How do you know he's dead? - I'm not sure.

- Go get it. - That's not cool.

You do this to make me mad. Why do you want to make me mad?

I'm Merna. I run the beauty parlour.

- Tamango. - Tamango...

that's a little closer to my actual skin tone.

(# Charisse Arrington: Do What You Wanna Do)

I ain't apologising to no ladies. No way.

dts stereo, in selected theaters

Could you possibly help us find a moderately priced hotel?

You go ahead, girl. You're gonna get screwed.

She'll get kidnapped by some mountain man

Another year flies by

and just a little bit saddened by you. You, of all people.

Nobody, that's who. Not even your rich mommy and daddy.

I really don't think that's what you want!

I've got to sleep in a real bed.

You got a tail light out. Your licence.

I know underwear but if you know don't live for a few years and give up the soloution is: Meet me in 2066

(Noxeema sighs)

# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

toxic carmen acosta was boun wasen't she? she was! and to this day she still is!

before you're a full-fledged queen.

Look. That little Latin boy in drag is crying.

Doctor doctor I keep sneezing out Facebook logins Try shutting down taking pills resetting if nothing happens log me in

Sorry. They have a mind of their own, you know. My goodness.

I know they're hiding here,

- Can you believe? I can't believe! - Good-Good-Good...

Some fell in. I scooped them out.

- This guy's living. - You think?

She is the perfect, the ultimate... Oh!

That season, we were loaded with pizzazz,

Chi Chi, please!

Us in Hollywood? This is total glam.

- Sheriff Dullard? - Dollard here.

telling a black lady and a Latin lady which way is up, down and under.

and someone who would hold me for always

are we correct in summarising, if we can clarify matters by saying that...

# Come on # Hey, now. Hey, now

This is the presidential suite.

# And then just hold me, hold me

# Lace underwear A tube of Nair

(Chi Chi) I'll be centre, you be cheerleader.

I think it's really important for a woman to have lady friends.

And the winner is...

- I scooped them out. - Why are you arguing with me?

# Ordinary, it's left standing

(Police radio, indistinct)

toxic granny new baby was bohpa bohpa bohpa's bohpata bohpata bohpata bhpata's boihhiisouthboiuieiieoeooupering bohithisishitibiohohoiupepring boouoobobonpups bohouppeorltulis weasen't he? he was! and to this day he still is!

I love you, Miss Vida Boheme.

I'm sorry. Is that your girlfriend?

# In a new light

He was trying to have his way with me.

TIE? WHAT SHE MEAN "TIE"?

I think of you as an angel.

(Chi Chi) OK, OK, that's it. That does it. I'm history.

Please, no! Please. No.

Good afternoon, ladies.

Miss Julie Newmar has been watching silently over this conversation.

I am so very sorry that I called you

Now slap a dollar surcharge on every bill out here. Paid for.

She took to the bottle as soon as she could swallow.

Now, on those steps, that dear little Spanish soul,

and I said then and there I'd have one for myself.

I was a Fresh-Air Fund kid.

I just hope nobody mistakes us for the Gabors.

Oh, there's this fringe, honey. I think I'm gonna black out.

and walk into that imitation Tudor-style house...

# Turn on the spotlight Gonna strike up a pose

Cos... It's just cos the two of you are so pretty, you know?

Oh, spectacular. Then there was... er... er...

Poor thing, he's got a sad little... st-st-st-stutter.

- I can order it for Monday. - It's Saturday morning now.

it's not that I'm asking for help but if something, anything...

(Clears throat)

Unless it's the evening and then you say what?

They were not girls.

So you don’t help people

- It's the look! - Noxee, how can you possibly refuse?

Wanna try Lena Horne?

I'm not sleeping with the Wicked Witch Of The West.

No, papito, el gusto es mío.

why would the 90's have no idea who moana marsh is? because she wasen't born then! they'd be like "moana was she a trend that just didn't stick? "nope can't recall a moana in us sorry darling." that's why.

...Miss Noxeema Jackson and Miss Vida Boheme!

it used to be jack seemsley letting ashley gallagher give her lots and lots of hugs but she quit so it would be sammie dria taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.

Is there music and dancing and...?

I bet you were the brightest in your class.

# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh # Ah... #

Bobby! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

I don't know. It's just so Middle America.

# I can show you how to go to

#... and the lady is mine

Look at your eyes. They as blue as window cleaner, Bobby Lee.

- This your shoe? - No, that ain't my shoe.

- May I have this dance? - My gracious.

and you stayed stuck in this car like Mary Jo Kopechne?

Oh, lovely! Une fête champêtre.

I am hereby stripping you of all your princess points.

beat it michael jackson from shrek the third

Like the Miami Sound Machine just exploded all over you.

- Because you're as big as a float? - Your mother.

Stand up, Vida. Stand up.

"Miss Girl Is Dealing With Some Demons Over There"

That child is Latin. You don't want to get mixed up in that mess.

Maybe I want something? What's wrong with that?

I am hereby stripping you of all your Madonna concert tickets

zayn billy taj what do you guys recommend i should do about my currant situation? call the womagement.

Bobby Ray but you know that.

(Vida) I think he's dead. (Chi Chi) Don't leave me.

(Chi Chi) Let's just relax.