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New Year's Eve might be over
♪ I did what I had to do ♪
would be to whack what still remains of him.
And I'm not gonna shake your hand.
Your problems are our problems.
I'd give anything to bring you back.
in America, but we're still rocking hard in Samoa.
Wow, Homer. This year's only 11 hours old,
to switch your elliptical machine to cool-down mode.
Ayyy... Too close.
I was briefly his "conserigliary..."
Nicky, welcome to the family.
Sorry, sir. I take no pleasure in it.
Your tears seem in no way crocodilian.
Whoa! I'm impressed over here with that guy over there.
But, uh, I can't talk about it here.
Poor Tony. He didn't deserve this.
Can I keep the name after I'm done?
Sweetie, relax.
Don’t worry, you’re not going to the furnace. Ah, let me go! Never mind, don’t let me go.
This is horrible! I keep smelling my own breath!
Chief, this is just a big misunderstanding.
Springfield's first crime of the new year.
Ten minutes?
but it's over.
So not a peep out of anyone till the Fiesta Bowl.
with Ryan Seacrest on the TV screen.
Now that you mention it, itchy like crazy! I gotta shave my back.
a big, fat snitch.
And he was the best boss I ever had.