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Shh-- Stay quiet. Matthew,
BILL: Hi, guys.
I am now the king of the office.
Boom. You lose.
Look, look, look. I-I just wanted to congratulate you guys.
and my mother said, "Central's lost a fullback,
BILL: Joe, Joe, Joe.
Uh... It's locked. Oh.
when we were getting ready for school.
I'm not gonna really have sex with Lisa.
Matthew?
Something like that?
There was blood in the water. You all smelled it.
Are you?
but I'm not the only one in the office
Mr. Donald Trump himself.
Hey, uh, find a lady, you get the gravy.
[MAKES SHOOTING SOUNDS] Gah, goh, goh. Goh, oh...
Boom! Right in the head.
I just bought these pants yesterday.
Bill McNeal?
Sounds like a rager.
Not right now. I gotta catch up on my Playboy party jokes.
I don't-- Just don't go.
Matthew?
Oh, people, please!
Let me think.
It's really just a meeting of my book discussion group.
No, no, no. No dice.
What power?