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before he does something stupid.

he-- He volunteers at local hospitals?

No, no, no. You don't know him like I do.

Basically, uh... But I can't tell you.

Wait a minute. Is this one of your crazy, funny lies?

wait a minute. Come on. Relax there, sugar.

Aw, Bill. Good.

I'd see it twice, if-- If you don't mind.

Yay. Way to go, Bill.

Just arch your back. Way back. Way back.

Friday night: See a movie or sit around spaz' kitchen

any scam even, without coming out ahead.

I couldn't agree more.

Let's do it. All right.

[MAKES CAR NOISES]

Bill, I'm sorry. [SIGHS]

Okay, tell me. Tell me. The year was 1968.

A-and this is a happy memory for you?

That was confusing.

admit defeat before, Jim. Just keep walking.

Oh, I'd been told hell was going to freeze over.

And-- And-- And just going crazy, really.

Bill tells you lies... because he thinks that's funny

You say, "Matthew, I'm sorry I hurt your feelings."

[MAKES GUNSHOT NOISE]

I was on the school bus.

[CLEARS THROAT]

I made him cry, he punched me.

I meant delicious.

the greatest person I know.

The phony nuns with the buckets at the airport is a scam.

Matthew and I are even.