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A little humbled. But if anybody can use it, it's yours truly.
No, I-- No, no.
Whatever I allegedly said to Matthew
think of all the cool secrets he's not telling
You could turn around now, honey.
Hah.
Who's the boss?
I need somebody to clean it up.
Well, like what?
Yeah, I mean, depending on the weather, of course.
but this isn't you.
Huh.
I mean...
just about died laughing.
who kind of hero-worships him.
Okay. More boring crap, boss.
You okay? I'm fine.
Bye.
Don't get jealous or anything,
A dollar-fifty for a token. It's outrageous. Not the fare.
Bill tells you lies... because he thinks that's funny
All the time.
Yeah. He's smart, he's funny, he's successful.
other than the usual boring crap, meeting adjourned.
I-I think you ought to talk to Matthew.
I'd be out like 160 bucks, right?
[MAKES PUNCHING NOISES]
Well, well, well...
Did you know that on weekends,
It's not like my family.
Oh, thank you.
You're right. You're right. Yeah.
Never mind.
[CLEARS THROAT]
Ooh.
No, watch out!
I remember the one Christmas, he stripped me naked
JOE: Oh, wow.
Hi, Matthew.
[CHUCKLING]
because he doesn't think you're man enough.
Matthew... Not now, honcho.
CATHERINE: Jimmy, you cannot win. It's a scam.
[MAKES EXCLAMATIONS]
I've learned a lesson about how far you can push people.
Now cross your legs.