Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm gonna find me a white man and lie to him right now.

S-see? That's what I'm talkin' about right there.

Now, you may not like it,

and I'm very selective

Uh, thanks for stoppin' by.

You went to-? You-?

Now, see- Well, you know...

You son of a bitch!

I'll put my- Ruin the party? They love me.

"Y'all go ahead on 'cause I don't need y'all anyway.

Good one, good.

Uh, you don't look like you associate

Having a good time, Robert?

A goddamn German shepherd, that's what.

What? You don't believe me?

You mean, the orange juice or the miniskirt?

So you know what that meant, right?

Jesus was black, Ronald Reagan was the devil,

Shoot, he don't even let me use the front door.

Well, first of all,

pull the trigger, will you be dead?

You know what I'm sayin'?

Y'all need to start appreciatin' your granddaddy.

this has been delightful.

Are you sure that vest'll stop this shotgun?

What are you doin' tomorrow?

Mm-hm. You havin' that dream where you made

Bombs blowin' up.

I was invited here by Ed Wuncler.

I'd like to ask some questions, if you don't mind.