Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's the fallacy of extending someone's argument to ridiculous proportions...
She uses a fork and she double-dips her egg rolls.
Yeah, and so is Sheldon.
Well, there's this girl I know from back in Nebraska, Christy.
- That's 12, we'll each have four. - That works.
By the way, where did you get that loofa mitt?
Tonight is "Halo" night. It's like talking to a wall.
...shrimp with lobster sauce, and vegetable lo mein.
I guess for you, that's an option. Ha-ha. Ha.
No one has to know.
Sheldon, you got him in your sights. Fire! He's charging his plasma rifle.
Ladies, ladies, I'm sure there's a middle ground.
So "Halo" night, huh?
- So? - It's the Chinese restaurant all over again.
Oh. Hey, guys, what's up?
Oh, yeah. Sorry, I'll have it cleaned.
I understand you're new in town.
She's not my friend. Friends do not get their friends' Care Bears all sweaty.
And I'll watch the last 24 minutes of Doctor Who...
Then it's no longer a dumpling.