Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Penny, we would very much appreciate it...
There's an idea. Why don't we go out for lndian food?
- I thought she was the whore of Omaha. - Shh.
What are you doing?
- And who gets the extra dumpling? - We could cut it into thirds.
This isn't a substitution. It's a reduction.
...we had something we wanted to ask you.
You laugh now, you just wait until you need tech support.
No, I'm just kidding. I'll re-record it.
Oh. Where's your annoying little friend who thinks he speaks Mandarin?
- Are you sure? - Look, I grew up on a farm, okay?
I use the bathroom from 7 to 7:20.
I'm sorry, I should have mentioned this earlier.
But whoever's her partner will be hamstrung by her lack of experience, not to mention--
Anything else I should know?
I'll get you a blanket and a pillow.
The next thing I know, she's invited herself to stay with me.
- Can I hide out here for a while? - Sure. What's going on?
When I'm walking over to the table...
I can't see him.
He's not a man, he's a putz. And don't you take that tone with me, you gold digger.
Not that I don't love having you, but it's a little crowded.
What the hell is your problem?